Bimonthly

Something occurring every other month.

Rob: Patch and vulnerability meetings are held semimonthly and not bimonthly.
Anthony: No, they're held bimonthly since we have them twice a month.
Rob: No, look up the word semimonthly in Websters.
Anthony: Look up the word bimonthly in Websters.
Rob: Eat a bag of dicks

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bimonthly

Something occurring every other month.

The magazine is published bimonthly.

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Bimonthly

When you only identify as Bisexual every other month. Apart of the Bisexual spectrum, in between Biweekly and Biyearly.

Dave: Did you hear about Miranda? According to Janet, she's Bimonthly! She's Bisexual this month, but she won't be next week.

Bimonthly

Being attracted to both even and odd months, which often excludes February, which is monthfluid.

"I always wondered why I loved calendars and it turned out I was just bimonthly."