biclops

A layman's term for an individual who has biclopism, a debilitating genetic mutation that causes him or her to have two eyes. Biclopism is one of the most common genetic mutations found in humans, along with mono-penisism and biboobism. The seriousness of this mutation is supported by the fact that almost 100% of all humans are born with two eyes.

This genetic mutation is also common in most earthborne vertebrates.

Cyclops: "Hey! It's what's his name, from the surface, the biclops."

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biclops

Noun - Not of being one, but two. When people with lazy eyes and bi-sexuals live in peace, regularly crossing the line between straight, friendly hugs to lesbianic activity.

See also Queereye

Guy #1: Yo, dude, check out that bi-clops, they is totally lookin' for some puss-ay
Guy #2: That bung eyes kinda a turn off though
Guy #1: Yeah, but I'd root salt... CH'MON

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