Bieber Paradox

The paradox that occurs when trying to simultaneously imply that Justin Bieber is both female and homosexual, yet not a lesbian.

*male joins a group of friends*
1: "I had sex with a girl that just turned 18 last night."
2: "You mean Justin Bieber?"
3: "There's no way it was a girl. So is Justin Bieber a good top?"
1: "You guys suck. And you need to decide on if Bieber is gay or a girl, the Bieber paradox is messing with my head."

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