Big Country Kalinka

When your sexual partner strips naked, bathes themselves in country style gravy and covers themselves in tater tots, then they proceed to sing "Kalinka" by the Red Choir of Russia while fucking you in the ass. *Best if performed after shoving an entire grade A potato up your butt.*

My girlfriend and I tried that Big Country Kalinka thing last night and my ass is still numb.

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