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Popular urban legend centered around Slendermans hood cousin Big Dick Randy. He prowls the sidewalks disguised as a granny on Halloween night snatching ass cheeks and candy from kids. Only advice survivors have to offer from their encounter with the ass slinging snatcher is "hide your daughters and hide your sons"
Mom: "Where is your ass and where is yo candy?"
Son: "Mama...it was Big Dick Randy!"
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Big DIck Randy is a man who is extremely attractive and with a large Penis as the name says.
"Oh my God Big Dick Randy is sooo Hot"
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An urban legend of a big black man dressed as an old woman on Halloween who will steal not just your candy but you ass away
Kid 1 "have you seen Kid 3, he left while we were trick-or-treating?"
Kid 2 "I heard big dick randy got him and he couldn't take the his bbc"
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he comes out today, you better survive there bucko, or you're getting a knuckle sandwich from bd randy.
ay big big dick randy he take booty not just candy.
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A big black sweaty nigga who steals little kids booty
Little boy-mom big dick randy took my candy and my booty
Mom-that sweaty nigga took your candy let’s go fuck him in his ass and see how he likes it
He is the one. hide your daughters and hide your son
I got to the house, Momma said "Where is your ass, and where is your candy?"
And i said "Momma, it was Big Dick Randy..."