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When a man with a big dick feels like that’s all he needs to offer resulting in weak ass foreplay
Girl...he had big dick syndrome....no foreplay just wanted to murder the pussy. Smh
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Big Dick Syndrome (BDS) is when a guy believes that his realistically big dick compensates for any actually ability to fuck. Symptoms are skipping foreplay, not rubbing a clit, ramming it in, claiming then need for magnum condoms and a general lack of regard for the sexual partner because they’re too focused on their big dick.
I thought the sex was gonna be good but that motherfucker has a severe case of Big Dick Syndrome (BDS)!
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A psycho-sexual disorder characterized by many women’s self-destructive desire for only dangerous, abusive, well hung men. Sometimes known as the “Diceman Fixation.”
Feminists will always be perplexed by their inability to ever influence the thinking of the millions of women who suffer from the Big Dick Syndrome.
An extreme example of the Big Dick Syndrome is found in the clinical case history of "Sherrie." When given the choice between Trey, a handsome, compassionate guy with two graduate degrees, a vacation home in Hawaii, great oral technique and a rock hard five inch penis that could last at least an hour inside her, she chose instead Larry, an unemployed carpenter, high school “vo-tech” dropout, and NASCAR groupie who ruptured her cervix with a .357 magnum long barreled revolver one night when he was too drunk to get his spongy nine inch penis erect.
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When one has an ego the size of Texas, he (most often a self-appointed Alpha male) will make bold, rash statements regarding actions he claims to have the ability to do or perform. A vast majority of the time said SAAM (Self-Appointed Alpha Male) will be speaking through his large, overcompensating ego and will be come delusional during such statements.
70 Impala350: Did you hear that red bike went 8.66 last night at GLD?
Hatchmaster: I will straight knock his dick off, I am all that is man. Now bow before your king.
70 Impala350: Whoa man, I think you have some big dick syndrome going on.
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A male that over the phone, or any form of communication not in person, will talk shit, but when he sees that individual in person he completely ignores them.
Often done over text message or in voice mail.
Also, when the person he is being a dick to answers he will most likely ignore it or take at-least thirty minutes making up what to say next.
Dick(Over text): Mane, I swear I'm going to beat the shit outta you next time I see you, you better stay away.
*later that day* (guy2) sees Dick and starts walking toward him but, Dick turns around and heads the other way to avoid confrontation.
Guy3: What was all that about?
Guy2: He's showing off his Big Dick Syndrome.
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A person of any gender who uses their achievements, particularly those of a financial or career nature, as if they're swinging a big imaginary dick around the room. Very regularly seen on online dating profiles, or in first meeting situations.
Big Dick Syndrome most usually occupies people who for one reason or another feel insecure about themselves so try to put on a face to cover up their short comings.
"Hey baby, nice to meet you. I'm the senior executive manager of customer experience and digitalisation at XZY, and I think you're pretty hot, want to go for a ride in my '63 Ferrari Roadster? "
"I don't know, with your big dick syndrome you might not have room in the passenger side for me"
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Big Dick Syndrome, or BDS for short, is when you have an absolutely massive, world destroying manhood. Not to be confused with Big Dick Energy, Big Dick Syndrome is when you actually have a massive member, a humongous hammer, an elephantine erection, a colossal cock. Choose your pick, they're all valid.
Girl A: So you're telling me that even a magnum was too small for him?
Girl B: Yeah. I actually saw him struggle to put it on, it was crazy. I think he's got, like, Hulk genes or something.
Girl A: I'll say! That sounds like a huge case of Big Dick Syndrome. I just hope he doesn't destroy you.
Girl B: Haha me too.
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