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Big Donkey

A term used when a well-endowed man replaces a donkey at a donkey show. The man is then expected to have sex with the woman/women instead of the donkey. Often occurs in Mexico or the Tucson, Arizona area when the donkey is no longer able to perform due to fatigue.

Everyone was looking forward to the donkey show, but the donkey had a heart attack right before it started. Randy stepped in and took care of business. That is how he got the nickname Big Donkey.

Don Felipe didn't want to lose out on the money the customers already paid so he replaced the burro with Big Donkey. Jimmy ended up getting the load of shame after watching the show in the alley.

by Chicago Joey Biscuits December 31, 2011

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big floppy donkey doinker

a person who is a total jack ass or just plain asswhole

nate was bein a big floppy donkey doinker yesterday because he got rammed in the ass to hard

by floppy donkey doinker April 26, 2006

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Big Floppy Donkey Dick

1) The large sexual organ a male donkey has

2) A colloquial term for a gentleman's large phallus

3) A variation upon the British game 'Bogies' wherein members of the class/group have to shout 'Big Floppy Donkey Dick' as loudly as possible without either being caught doing so or getting embarresed in the process. The winner is the person who shouts it the loudest.

Jack: (loudly) BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK!!!
Teacher: Get out Jack!!
Dave: Ha ha ha...

by Simon Young March 25, 2008

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big floppy donkey dick

Its a phallus. Its most likely large, and quite floppish.
Also, used often do to the manner in which it rolls off the tongue.

I truly desire to be in posession of a big floppy donkey dick. Mines tiny and under-used.

by Big-Floppy-Donkey-Dickless September 30, 2003

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big floppy donkey dick

Just what it sounds like....

"That donkey has a really big, floppy dick!"

by xenowhacker June 3, 2004

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big floppy donkey dick

Insult to someone who is a whore.

You see that slut. She's so nasty she would suck a big floppy donkey dick.

by Amanda Van Valkenburgh December 6, 2005

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Big Floppy Donkey Dick

Is simply why it says a big floppy donkey weiner

Ah big floppy donkey dick there's shit in my salad

by Mr Potato7 May 7, 2015

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