BPSP for short. A Gasport native who lives life without any rule book. You’re never safe around a BPSP, you cannot sleep, drink or ride in a vehicle without constant shenanigans. Don’t ever let them out of your site or leave them alone in your car or house.
I invited over some friends for the football game and Dave brought a damn Big Poppa Stink Pickle. He ended up doing an upper decker in my wife’s bathroom and hid open cans of tuna fish in my ductwork. I was so on edge I didn’t even get to watch the game.