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When a 10/10 female offers the act of intercourse but not love coffee or conversation, and the male subsequently rejects this advance in lieu of talking to another female about animals or coffee grinds
“She begged you for sex? Surely you gave her the slabbcock?!” “Absolutely not, there was no conversation love or hope of a relationship in sight, I had no option but to pull a big saff on her!”
When you have a child under 2, the company you work for is half in the bin, and despite all that stress you still smash your ATPL out of the park
Boys, look at him go, the Big Saff in all his glory, ATPL in his hands, fatherhood on his shoulders, and a bright future ahead of him