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A big fat cock and balls
I stuck my Big Long Schlong in her asshole
Hey bro did you see Jeremy's big long shlong in the locker room the other day?
It was almost as big as uncle Eddy!
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An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."
The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.
As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.
"Hey Trish have you heard?"
"Heard what chad?"
"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."
"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"