biggest bar night

Thanksgiving eve. The day before Thankgiving, always on a Wednesday. The day you get to f*ck your highschool ex, see who lost their hot body, see who reinvented themselves in college and hi fave your high school eneny that you're now doing better than.

Hey, girl, Heyyy! Are you going out to tomorrow night?

No, why?

Bish, whet!? It's the biggest bar night of the year, Thanksgiving eve!

Oh yeah, f*ck them h*es. I don't wanna see them. I just wanna eat good on Thursday!

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