Bilateral Collateral Whiz

Bilateral collateral whiz(male oriented).....when you go to whiz and a pubic hair has become lodged at the end of your weiner,bisecting the “hole”.this causes whiz to come out multidirectionally,missing the toilet and often soaking the floor

When my wife slipped on the toilet floor due to my bilateral collateral whiz from evening before,I knew I was in trouble!