Bill Bird

The most glorious computer scientist to ever walk this earth. A staple of comedic genius and wit. Has a sandwich named after him, but sadly cannot consume it due to an allergy. He has become the focus of a cult, whereby people confess his love for him and his use of syntactic sugar and making toast on the stovetop.

I just got out of Bill Bird's lecture; he's was the reason why I'm still in school
Bill loves pineapples