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Bill Booth is a man who is the hero of his own fanfiction. He believes he is the most elite athlete through all of creation. Some may describe him as arrogant, superior, a-wipe. Others may describe him as a mythical being, one who transcends the standards of conventional human ability. He can typically be seen in parking lots, putting shards of glass into his mouth, although he frequently advises against it.
Yo did you hear Bill Booth spent five grand on a floppy disc?