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Having an insane amount of money.
I used to be ballin', but now I'm bill gating!
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a guy you pirate windows from.
Guy 1: Where did you get your copy of windows?
Guy 2: Oh, I pirated it from Bill Gates.
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correction, his current stock is worth over $100 billion now. Plus he donated $32 billion to educational purposes. Hes a good man and a philanthropist who made our world alot easier through Microsoft.
Bill Gates does not dress up like P. Diddy ...even though hes a thousand times richer than him.
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When somebody with a small or micro penis loses their erection.
"dude I was smashing that girl and her dad walked in and I went full Bill Gates"
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A man ridiculed and envied for his wealth, when in reality he is one of the greatest philanthropist ever.
Person1: Bill Gates is Hitler!111
Person2: Last year he gave more towards polio research than every government in the western world. When he dies his son will only get $10 million dollars of inheritance; the rest will go to charity.
Person1: Bill Gates is Hitler!
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Destiny chose this guy to be what he is. A fucking genius.
An unselfish man who gaves away billions of dollars for education and other charitous services. How can he be evil? All you assholes hating on him...don't hate because you know damn well you'd love being the richest person in the world too.
I'm rich bitch!
- Bill Gates
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Very rich man, founder of the multi-billion dollar company microsoft. Created the Windows Operating System, which was found to be more userfriendly and useful than other operating systems at the time.
He is always the butt of jokes and envied for his money, so dumbasses say he is "SATANZ!!!11" or Hitler, even though he is co-founder of the Bill and Melinda Gates Minority Scholarship and donates more than any other 2 celeberties to the research of AIDS. So fuck off, you stupid cocks.
Dumb Person: Bill Gatesz owes me money hes evilz!!
Me: Shut up you stupid fuck. You're just jealous you're not a goddamn genius who was the first to pick up on a good idea for money. Piss off.
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