Billy Juma

A tall, hairy, submissive and athletic male who enjoys to be tied up. Billy Juma's are often extremely cheap and have a tendency to pray on rocks and idolize foreign leaders who are extremely oppressive to their followers.

Billy Juma's tend to eat out other males who have the body structure of an overweight man, wears glasses and is most importantly Lebanese.

Also described as a "ALAWEEE" or "SALAFEEE"

Person 1: "hey, why are you eating out of a trash can? and why is your forehead bleeding?"
Person 2: "sorry, I didn't choose to be named Billy Juma."

OR

Person 1: "Hey cuz, I brought the hookah, just forgot the coals. Can I borrow some of u?"
Person 2: "Sure! That will be $1.00 a coal!"
Person 1: "Wow man ur such a Billy Juma"

Billy Juma

A tall, hairy, arabic male who is extremely cheap and has a tendency to flop on their boys. Billy Jumas also tend to have monotone personalities and can often be seen praying on hard surfaces.

Billy Jumas do usually have an affinity for particular zoo animals but are also are often radicalized by foreign leaders who are extremely oppressive to their citizens, so care must be taken when approaching them at all times.

ALSO DESCRIBED AS A “SALAFEEE” OR A “MONOTONE BILLY”

“Flop”
“Mag”
“Cheap Fuck”
“Monotone Billy”
“Put that shit on!”
"He won’t even lend us some coals? Wow man what a Billy Juma"
“Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi”
“Abu Mousab Al Zarqawi”
“Nahuu Alaa Al Haa’ Khayeaa”

OR

Person 1: “Hey baba, why is that sheikhs forehead bleeding?
Person 2: “No son, that is no sheikh. That is a Billy Juma. Be careful around him, don’t get to close.”