bin real

Said to be the ultimate everything, it is a person, place, noun, verb, and everything. Saying bin real gives you 1 extra year of life. Those who say bin real in vein, however, will immediately be sent to the booga zone, a mysterious place for only the most oogas of boogas. Bin real was originally found in Kenya in 1903, though was found in other places to, and was eventually just considered to have taken the form of everything. Bin real is also the biggest TV show on Mars and the hottest star in the universe, though it is not actually real.

Dude: Yo I just got a new Toilet
Dude the Sequel: Bin real?
Dude: Bin real.