biological

A biological is one of your children to whom you contributed either a sperm or an egg. Used to distinguish from step children brought into your family from your partner's previous relationships.

I have five kids, but this new baby is just my second biological.

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#biological

When something is awkward but biologically awkward. #biological.

"In a hundred years everyone in this building will be dead."
"That's #biological."

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Biologizing

The act of doing biology.

Ryan was Biologizing when he was studying the mitochondria.

Biologize

verb: A euphemism for sex, stemming from the word 'biology'. It is to engage in starting a biological reaction with another individual.

Gabay: Ey bro, did you finish that English assignment?

Claire: Nah dawg, me and my boyfriend decided to just biologize.

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Biolog

Stupid piece of shit where you waste your time writing observations of nature

I had to sit outside to write my biolog for 2 fucking hours just to satisfy my Biology teacher.

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biological footprint

The amount of offspring you bring into this world.

Dude, keep it wrapped, your biological footprint is already too big.

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biological clock

Term more popular with the older generation. Refers to several things. A woman's sudden need to have a child, puberty, etc. are all supposedly controlled by a biological clock. As well as waking up and sleeping habits. Hence losing time after a long airline trip.

Oi...where's all this hair coming from?
Its your biological clock, man!

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