Bird Legs

When a person has legs so thin, that the thighs are as thin as their shins, so resemble the legs on birds.

Her legs are so thin they look like he legs on a stork or other bird legs.

Bird Legs

A severe debilitating condition where a young beautiful girl suffers from legs similar in proportion and ratio of size to a bird. Very odd in description. No known cure. Stay strong GWBL.

Poor Allison has bird legs.

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Bird Legs

1. Small, boney, non-muscular calves.

2. A person with insufficiently sized legs. Usually to announce a bird legs presence the phase "chirp chirp chirp" is uttered.

Don certainly has some bird legs on him doesn't he?

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bird legs

Noun: Legs, usu. female, that are so thin that they resemble legs on birds.

My girlfriend is skinny and has bird legs.

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cacky bird legs

A disease contracted in nightclubs in the 40s. Makes you walk like a pigeon with very flexible knees.

This poor woman contracted cacky bird legs while dancing in a night club in the 40s

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three legged bird

Bizarre fetish. Where a slut takes three midget dudes. One in the ass, one in the pussy and one in the mouth. The inverse of Neptune's trident.

Dude 1: "Man I saw some weird porno. This dirty chick did three legged bird with three of the seven dwarves."
Dude 2: "That is sick. Lend me a copy."

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Angry Bird Legs

A term describing the feeling of total numbness - or pins and needles in your legs whilst using your phone or other device (ipod etc) on the toilet. This happens when you rest your arms on your legs for added stability when playing a game or surfing the internet or facebook.

"what took you so long? you've been gone 20 minutes!".
"Oh yeah...i went to the loo and got angry bird legs".