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When a guy jizzes in someone or people in public without them knowing
Omg is that bird shit on you ?
Haha oh no it was some guy wanking over the balcony and bird shitting on you
a word used against white people; similar to cracka, honkey, or whitey.
yo cracka!
shut up, bird shit!
man dont call me dat
u are bird shit though!
i am?
yeah. your white, like bird shit, so your bird shit!!
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When a person goes the bathroom and plays Angry Birds. This usually involves sitting on the toilet for so long that your legs fall asleep.
Coworker : Man where have you been for the last hour?
Me : I had to take a bird shit its been a stressful day.
Coworker : I had one of those last week.
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The feces emitted from the rear of a bird. It’s white and fun to look at.
Bird 1: man i need to shit
Bird 2: well then do a bird shit
Cow: I wish i could do a bird shit :(
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Condors that are secretly against you and your car and attacks with plot and poop strategies. Damages range from small brown/white poop marks to large green disgusting ones. Ultimately leading to you taking your vehicle to a car wash.
Bob: So what your doing this weekend mike?
Mike: F***ing cleaning my car, look at all that BIRD SHIT! F***ing pigeons.
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When you follow someone on Twitter - just to be nice and give them a follower or two - and then they incessantly tweet at you about nothing, about shit you really don't give a damn about.
And you get bird shit on about 10 times in a row.
Incoming Bird Shit - I'm going to the #Food Lion - what should I buy?
Incoming Bird Shit - Should I wear the #white t shirt or the #yellow?
Incoming Bird Shit - @noname, you are so #right
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Bird shitting is when you have a long enough penis, to insert it, into your anus and ejaculate.
Instead of using a dirty old shirt or sock, just swallow it up with your anus mouth.
Just finished watching porn, now I'm on the toilet bird shitting.