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Birthday

The one day of the year that you should be able to do whatever you want, but ends up being the day that you do what everyone else thinks you want.

Ricky: "I'm good with just staying home and watching Football..."

Family/Friends: "No! It's your Birthday! Come on, let's go out for dinner/drinks/socializing!"

by Choopies December 13, 2010

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Birthday

The day people celebrate every year, forgetting that they are actually celebrating the day their suffering officially began.

Jack: Hey Tony what are you gonna do on your birthday tomorrow?

Tony: Bruh, I don't do birthday's coz I don't wanna celebrate the day my suffering began.

by Naughtyboy78 September 24, 2021

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Birthday

The day a legend was born.

I wouldn't be here if I never had a birthday.

by Wannashare January 14, 2016

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Birthday

In technical terms, the day and month that you entered this world, by exiting your mothers womb.

In Facebook terms, the day when people that you don't know decide to write a somewhat personal message on your wall, congratulating you on this occasion

Charlie: Happy Birthday Ashley! hope you have alot of fun tonight! maybe we can see each other later

Ashley: Charlie, who the hell are you?

Charlie: We met at Emily's party three years ago! remember? I introduced myself, you said go away I have a boyfriend, and then sprayed pepper spray on me? I sent the whole night crying in the bathroom!

Ashley: oh yeah sorry about that. By the way I dont have a boyfriend anymore. You wanna get together later?

by jrfredrick10 July 31, 2012

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Birthday

The day on which your mother, through excruciating pain and agony, pushed you out of her vagina and gave birth.

It isn't your birthday, it's your mom's.

by JBurton31 April 14, 2010

173๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Birthday

The one day a year when your Facebook notifications rocket and your wall gets filled with other people's posts.

Ted Jones
Happy Birthday!
Like ยท See friendship ยท 2 hours ago

by SerJ1000 October 26, 2011

23๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Birthday

The day you get diagnosed with Life; for some reason, people choose to celebrate this day. See birth certificate.

Why do people celebrate the day they get diagnosed with Life? AKA their birthday?

by Help stop spreading the disease September 13, 2006

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