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Slang for a sloppy blow job in a car
Joey: "Everything is closed down due to COVID-19... But I could really go for some Birthday Mexican"
*Rebecca proceeds to slurp Joey's shaft loudly and sloppily, not unlike the process of eating Mexican food*
When you send someone (who is in jail) a cake with a file in it
Pedro got busted for mastubating in public and was put in jail. So his best friend John sent him a Mexican Birthday Cake
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The act of eating several helpings of beans and deficating them on somebodys person.
I gave Sherry a mexican birthday cake and she was delighted to receive it.
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A strip club, pinata, barbecue, loud music, mysterious looking condoms, some shady dude named lil' Pedro that doesnt talk to anyone,and a WHOLE lot of tequila is involved.... and thats the first 20 minutes.....
Person 1: Dude where were you last night?
Person 2: I was at a mexican birthday party... do you know anyone named lil' Pedro?
Person 1: No, why?
Person 2: Cuz he's sleeping on my couch right now
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