Biscotty Kilmer

A youtube mechanic who was bitten by a radioactive biscotti and is now a Were-biscotti.

Now runs on all fours and chews tires.

His real name is Scotty Kilmer

Person 1: Oh no it's night!

Person 2: So?
Person 1: That's when Biscotty is roaming the streets!
Biscotty Kilmer: *off in the distance* Rev your biscuits!