Biscuit Weaver

A person who will travel at any length for a good biscuit; one who searches for biscuits at any cost, namely weaving through traffic (vehicular or pedestrian) without regard for their own or others safety

I told my friends I was taking the trip to see my parents but this drive South is for my inner biscuit weaver

Don’t be a biscuit weaver, there’s no need to push and shove, there are are biscuits for everyone.