bitch eggs

A pair of round or oval objects, usually found in the colon, that cause irritable behavior. Bitch eggs have been found to infect male and female colons alike.

What crawled up your ass and laid bitch eggs?

Milk and Eggs, Bitch

Snap quote for when someone makes a grievously wrong assumption about their circumstances.

Pulled from the movie Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World. (For when the vegan dude wrongly assumed that Gelato was a vegan dish, to which the vegan police replied "MILK AND EGGS BITCH.")

"I thought McDs was open 24/7 though...."
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(other guy nearby, seeing his disappointment)- "Milk and Eggs, Bitch."

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When you suck so bad at your public job people gel you to suck eggs bitch fuck

Suck eggs bitch fuck ,
now gimme my goddamn McMuffin!