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A phrase used to describe or rationalize an irrational situation or a situation that does not make sense
Bro 1: hey man, I love you and all but why the fuck did you buy 100 Watermelons?
Bro 2: Bitches and magnets
A man's possession that attracts females. Usually anything that suggests he is rich and powerful.
My Honda is my car, my SL55 AMG is my bitch magnet.
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When you're having sex with a girl and you put her legs on your shoulders, but you're lying on top of her and she's flat on her back. Trust me, it's absolutely devastating.
"Did you hear? Matt hit her with the Milwaukee Bitch Magnet."
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Jesse pinkman's reaction to seeing a uhaul truck used as a giant magnet using car batteries to destroy a laptop.
*uhaul truck magnet destroys and thors hammers that mf to it* Jesse pink man who had the idea: YEAH BITCH, MAGNETS
a person who attracts fat women and has sex with them
Shane is a fat bitch magnet.
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