Black Maid

A delicious drink made by pouring a miniature of Hennessy in a round glass bottle of martinelli's apple juice.

Guy #1: Simon, i heard you sniffed beev in the Garden of Eden last night. how did that happen?

Simon: listen, STUZ, i drank four BLACK MAIDS and next thing i knew i was seeing river's steak sandwich. that was THAT.

Guy #1 (aka STUZ): you hear obama is president?

simon: what is obama?

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