Black Market Ebay

The place to buy and sell all the nice little toys and goodies that the government thinks you should do without. May not be the most inexpensive stuff you've ever bought, but where else are you gonna get it?

"Watch your step, my backyard is mined."
-"Where the hell did you get land mines?"
"Black Market Ebay, where else?"
-"Ah, i ordered some grenades and cuban cigars, but they havent come in yet."

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