Black Neville

1. A subconcious attempt to inflame a chronic turrette sufferer by confusing a surname with an adjective.

2. A bizarre hieroglyph that mysteriously appears in concrete after alumina refinery expansions. Not unkin to the appearance of crop circles.

There have been no known sightings of a Black Neville since 1983. Scientists believe the next Black Neville will appear some time in 2009.