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Something that reduces pregnancy rates by 50%
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend dumped me, because I sat there playing Black ops all day!
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reason why most women are turning lesbian
Sally:Whats wrong.? Betty: Ugh i havent seen my boyfriend in months ever since black ops came out
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A video game that is addicting to teenage boys. Also the cause of the huge decrease in teen pregnacy, teen relationships, and any interaction with male from the ages 13-18. When speaking to a victim of this game, they may speak in some languge where they will say, "BK" , "Garbage" , "Noob" , "Camper" , "Hardscope", "Drop Shot", and many more.
Warnings: Keep all males in the age range of 13-18 away from this game if you want to ever speak to them again.
Jake: Hey, did you get Black Ops?
Austin: Fuck yeah im going to game it up all night.
Jake Me too, invite me!
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A military term that is an operation that is either non-bearing, has neither bad nor good outcome, or no responsibility.
Known from Intelligence sections of countries to sabotage enemies, getting the honor if accomplished. But if failed, they have no responsibility, and the operator or agent is to blame.
Intel Agent Head: This mission is a Black Ops.
Intel Agent: *Shoots down Agent Head*.
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A very effective contraception method used by teens. the cause of huge and almost instant drop in rates of new teen pregnancies (there have been 5 pregnancies confirmed since nov. 9th, 2010).
Colloquially known as black ops, the real name of the game is Call of Duty: African-American Ops.
example 1:
hot girl: "hey you, want a blowjob? ;)"
guy: "no im playing black ops. maybe later. FUUUUUUCKKKKKK goddamnit fucking hardscoper!!"
example 2:
white kid: man black ops is gona be fucking awesome!
person of african descent: you mutha FUCKA!!
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The best form of abstinence known to man. Give this to a guy and it's like a condom and wont ever break.
The uttermost hated thing by girls everywhere.
Sally: NOOOOOO, John got a copy of Black Ops!
Jen: Back to match.com for you...
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A game that ruined all girls lives because boys play the game too much and dropped everything for the game. Some guys are so addicted that they play a couple of hours a day.
If you ever want to see a guy again, do not ever let him buy or receive Black Ops.
guy 1:Hey man, wanna play black ops?
guy 2:na i got a date with my girl.
guy1:break the date, girls wont be there for you forever, but black ops will.
guy2:*breaks date for black ops*
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