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Black Scottish Cyclops

A black Scottish man who lost his eye to a book while searching a wizard's library for a nickel, is extremely drunk, and carries a huge amount of explosives. Also a mercenary fighting over a pit of gravel, and occasionally defending hat facilities against robots. In addition, he is skilled with a wide variety of melee weapons, including bottles, haunted swords, etc.

"The Black Scottish Cyclops, now extinct!"
-The Spy

by Blutarch Mann November 23, 2013

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A Black Scottish Cyclops

Some scrumpy swilling demolitions expert from Ullapool.

Demoman: "Im A Black Scottish Cyclops, They've got more fucking sea monsters in the great Loch Ness than they got the likes of me.."

by When You Cant Think Of A Name July 20, 2021

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