Black and Gold Brigade

The Black and Gold Brigade was the first ever band, created by the Egyptians to appease the gods. They soon discovered it also had the ability to repel and chicks in the area. After they redirected to California, they became the ultimate superpower. Stronger than every country, they wait for the right time to strike anybody named Elliott with their instruments of torture.

You’re in the Black and Gold Brigade? Let me guess, you’re still a virgin?

No I’m sexy as fuck.