Black houdini

A variation of the 'houdini' sexual act, wherein one spits on a girls back to make her think he ejaculated on her, then when she turns to look, launches a violent spray of faeces on her face and says abra kadabra.

Juliet wanted to go on a date, so I gave her the black houdini and told her to choke on my dick.

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