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The performance of cunnilungus during the period of menstruation, specifically in the face-sitting position.
Gonnae sit oan ma face, hen!
Aw, I cannae, Jim, I’m aw messy doon there!
Doesnae matter, hen. Am wanting ma black pudding.
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A coloured person that has't showered
Oh girl you need a shower you is "black pudding" girllllll
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A moist, crumbly sausage containing blood, possibly oatmeal, and other sundry organs, that is usually consumed at breakfast with potato scones and eggs and tastes surprisingly delicious, despite it's ingredients. When dipped in fish batter and combined with chips and curry sauce (the number one condiment in the U.K.), the result becomes pretty goddamn tasty.
Teresa laughed when Tom's black pudding fell down the inside of his pant; no doubt in a vain attempt to bolster his manhood at the breakfast table.
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A great English delicacy made with pigs intestines and blood
Eeeeh! I've never seen't black puddens s'black
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When you have period sex with a girl without a condom
Girl -“Oh wait I’m on my period, have you got a condom?” Guy - “ Don’t worry I don’t mind black pudding dick”
“Looks like he’s getting black pudding dick tonight”
“I woke up the in the morning and had such bad black pudding dick”
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the fanny lips of someone of ethnic origins
shes got crackin black pudding blinds
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One who creates, cooks, bends and ultimately ties both ends together to create a U-shape. Usually a butcher.
A singularly expertised individual.
One who uses up all the off-cuts.
Your local butcher is not fit to lace a Black Pudding Bender's boots.
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