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An area of Chester that lies on the Welsh border, Europes largest council estate and the biggest shithole in the universe. Even the smackheads think its a filthy place to go
Blacon is a shithole, forget about it, like our council have done for years - The official tourist site for Chester
The smell of piss, shit, booze, cigarettes and weed fills the air on this run down fucking pathetic excuse for a council estate. People from Blacon are very interesting nowhere else will you find a greater number of smackheads, pissheads and dickheads. If you're looking for a place to end your life then nowhere is better than Blacon.
Blacon
Keith "Alrite mate innit yeh fukin knock you out lad"
Bob "Bring it mate yeh fukin twat"
Blacon: Like Planking… but with bacon.
Steve: Hey, wanna go Planking today?
Mike: What? Planking is so over, dude. I'm all about Blacon now.