Bleeding Lili

A fucking delicious mocktail that you should try!

Ingredients:

1 can Monster Zero Sugar (the red or white can)
1/2 cup Daily's Strawberry Mix (alcohol free)
A few squirts of liquid fruit punch or cherry drink mix

Directions:

Put ingredients into a cup or a bottle with a lid, then shake. Pour over ice in a glass, then garnish with a cocktail umbrella and fruit of your choice if you wanna get fancy. Add a couple shots of cherry or strawberry vodka for a Drunk Bleeding Lili if desired.

WARNING:

DO NOT DRINK IF YOU'RE PREGNANT, BREASTFEEDING, OR CAFFEINE SENSITIVE! NOT RECOMMENDED FOR YOUNG CHILDREN. CONSUMING TOO MUCH CAN CAUSE HEART PROBLEMS. DRINK RESPONSIBLY!

Damn, it was a long day at work! Since I'm not old enough to drink, I'll make a Bleeding Lili, and drink that while I eat a cheese steak sandwich from Boxwood Café.