bli bli bli

the best chant one can possibly do during an inappropriate situation such as a serious meeting or a funeral
-often done in groups of three or more

Teacher: So the answer will be the root of....
Person A: BLI BLI BLI BLI BLI BLI
Person B: BLI BLI BLI BLI BLI BLI
Person C: BLI BLI BLI BLI BLI BLI

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bli

can be used as a noun or a verb.
to bli is to make spontaneous autistic noises and grunts
a bli is also someone who lacks social skills

Person 1: arghefuwfd
Person 2: dude stop being such a bli

Person 1: Will you help build my figurines?
Person 2: No way! why are you such a bli?

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blis

blis is the combination of blood and piss.

Char says, "holy sh*t man, your blisin."

Di says, "chill out, i have been pissing blood for months."

Char says, "you should get that checked out."

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Blies

Flat-out blatant lies.

Billy: "I swear man, I was just calling your girlfriend to see what homework was due for tomorrow!"

Camilo: "BLIES!"

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Blis

The space where the Penis meets the balls

While giving a BJ my girlfriends lips touched my blis.

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Bli Own

A statement of supreme ownage. Derived from the original phrase, "I own." First made famous in the movie, Summertime Blues which can be seen at www.oblivionpictures.com

Timmy: Dude you just bulls-eyed a womp rat.
Luke: Bli own.

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bli-fi

Bli-fi (aka bl-ience fiction) is an under appreciated, new aged genre consisting of black folks in science fiction.

I’ve really been on my all black everything lately. Have you seen Lovecraft Country? It’s up there with Watchmen and iRobot as some of the best bli-fi content out there.

I’m sick of science fiction — give me bl-ience fiction. I need some brown folks in my life.

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