blimp

a fat ass who usually wears vibrant colors which show off their fattiness

damn, that bitch in fresh choice was such a blimp! she had like 4 plates of food!

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blimp

tradition in northern ireland. e.g: when a blimp flies by ur house and you see it you point at it and shout "BLIMP! BLIMP!" you have to say it like a goat. we also do the same for hot air balloons.

"look there is a blimp flying outside" "BLIMP! BLIMP!"

blimp

a really,really,really fat chick.
Generaly whos tits sag to the floor and looks inflated.

I was trying to take the blimp out for a cruise but she wouldnt fit in the car.

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blimp

giraffe male sex organ

the male garaffe sticks his blimp it into the nipple

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Blimped

The state of being high, blazed, baked

dude, ryan we were so blimped last night!

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Blimp

Verb: To Blimp- The act of moving intently from one point to another, often in the pursuit of food, sex, or money. But it can, in reality, be used to describe any form of general movement.

Tristan: Yo who wants to blimp over to Cam's for some food?

Charlie: Hell yeah, that'd be Crimpin

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to blimp

to put on prodigious weight; to become massively obese; to blow up (not explode)

At her wedding, the bride said, "As a condition for accepting this ring, I promise never to blimp on you."

She blimped herself into a trailer park elephant fart breath sow.

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