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when you are doing a bitch from behind, you wait until you are about to cum then spit on the girl's back. She turns around and you give her a cum shot to the eye and she says "ARGGGG"
I gave your mother a blind pirate last night in your bed.
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while doing a bitch from behind, spit on her back before you blow your load and when she turns around you bust in her face.
I gave your mother a blind pirate last night bitch.
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When preforming a man on top style 69 and throat punches her so hard his balls give her two black eyes, similtaneously!
"dude, why does your girl have two black eyes? That's not a good look."
"Nah, it's fine, I gave her a blind pirate!"
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Similar to the facial. A blind pirate is when a load is let out on someones face and get's in their eye. It can cause extreme irritation!
My bf gave me a blind pirate on NYE. My eye was so bloodshot I considerred an eye patch.
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blinding the pirates parrot is when a guy is jacking off and plans on cumming on his stomache but shoots harder than he expected and his sperm shoots over his shoulder just missing his face
man1:I was wanking it this morning and got lucky i guess 'cause i endded up blinding the pirates parrot.
man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....
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