1. A very potent, very hot expulsion of air from the anus. The heat usually lingers and is uncomfortable to both of which have "smelt" and "dealt".
2. A feverish, scalding, irritating defecating experience; often diarrheal and requires a cream, salve, or ointment to calm the burning sensation. Can be caused by spicy foods and some viruses.
3. A severe rash caused by an STD contracted by anal intercourse.
4. An instance in which someone is trying to get an asshole to behave sensibly, but they continue to make a scene.
("Dude, I had a blistering anal ordeal last night, it was real shitty!")
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