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Blivit

10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag

her ass was two sizes too big for her jeans

her jeans are a blivit bag

by 2mchtrq September 13, 2005

389๐Ÿ‘ 153๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blivit

โ€˜two pounds of shit in a one pound bag.โ€™ coined by Kurt Vonnegut in "Palm Sunday" 1982

The campaign speech was a blivit.

by Gaia Bestamore March 15, 2017

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blivit

10 pounds of crap in a 9 pound bag

My day has been going so bad that all I need now is a Blivit

by Sandei Kirshen October 28, 2003

28๐Ÿ‘ 84๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blivit

A paper bag filled with dog shit, placed on a doorstep and then lit on fire.

Did you see the look on that lady's face when she tried to stamp out that blivit?

by bakermania October 31, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 84๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blivit

The technical term for lighting a fart.

Whooooa, were were at a party and Riley lit his fart! I now know I have seen a blivit with my own two eyes.

by Bull Sluice December 25, 2012

4๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


blivit

10 punds of shit in a 5 pound bag, throw it at the wall and it goes blivit

what are you, a blivit?

by Levinator October 5, 2006

46๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


blivit

10 lbs of shit stuffed into an 8lb. bag. Can also be anything that is overstuffed or packed into a space that is too tight.

Damn, that ass is a blivit in those pants!

I am sick of his blivit ass self!

by Dr. Legend October 21, 2020