Blixt

When you're dealt a 5 and a 2 suited in Hold 'Em, usually never turns out good.

Joe: 'Jimmy Was dealing me amazing hands until I got the Blixt and went full tilt, it didn't turn out good..'

Slade: 'Wow you suck at poker.'

Eva Langoria: 'Do me Joe, I so horny!'

Steve Turre: 'Gimme some sweet lovin' Slade.'

Slade: 'Okay, I love men!'

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blixt

someone who likes it up the nose. And touches tanners nut

I joey i like penis up the nose

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Karen Blixt

Karen Blixt is so loca and crazy but probably the funniest person you will ever meet. She has a great personality and she is so hot. And she’s a baddie… of course.

-Omg I wish I was like Karen Blixt

-yuh she’s such a badass.

-never mess with Karen!
-why?
-a gorgeous baddie!

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Matilda Blixt

A swedish celebirty that is mostly know for being the most perfect girl ever!

- Who should be president?
- Matilda Blixt of course!

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blixt-pussugen

A Swedish slang from the late 1990's - a more family friendly version of the Swedish word "Kåt" which means "Horny".

This term is often used by children.

Johanna: OMG! He's so cute!
Amanda: Watch out, or you might get blixt-pussugen.

Karen blixt

The cousin of the fabulous Matilda Blixt. So shes like a celerberty cousin in sweden. Shes a little bit quirky and a middle aged woman.

- Omg is that Karen blixt!?
- omg yeah i heard that shes been in the same room as Matilda Blixt that is so cool!!