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verb- to Bload is to "Bust a load." Preferably on a woman's chest creating a pearl necklace
nick - dude, i bet my friend will Bload on that girl.
Riley - yeah, your right haha.... ew...
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Adjective: Obscenely wealthy and obnoxious in showing it. A hybrid of the words "bloated" and "loaded". Someone who overtly peels through several hundred-dollar bills when paying a modest check or who shows off by tipping the valet $20. Someone with sunglasses, watch, handbag, luggage all clearly branded with top of the line designers or who casually drops lines like "so I was driving my Lamborghini in Beverly Hills the other day."
That guy is so bloaded he probably wipes his ass with cashmere toilet paper. She is so bloaded she swaps out her Louis Vuitton handbag for a new one every month.
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A massive, explosive dump.
Guy: Dude, I gotta bload so bad, I don't think I'm gonna make it to the bathroom.
Girl: That's gross.
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Like a choad, but bigger in length instead of width. Since every normal dick IS longerer than wide, this is coined when the man has a pencil dick or the longest dick know to man.
1.That dick could fit in a pencil sharpener, what a Bload!
2. Your penis could touch the sun, christ, what a Bload!
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n. A butt load; as from a chode.
Bam goes the bload from a fat chode on your bode.
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A friggin' lot. Short for butt load.
I just ate bloody bload of chinese food.
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Chode Bload is a versatile action verb. It means to ruin, to own, to humiliate, to annihilate, to emasculate, to completely destroy, or to fall woefully short of a goal due to unforeseen circumstances. Similar to, but less grandiose and more vulgar than epic fail. This term was first coined by a former member of the ISSJHSS, in early January of 2006 when The University of Texas Longhorn football team shocked the world and chode bloaded the University of Southern California Trojans in the Rose Bowl. Works best in sports discussions.
After Texas won, I screamed to all the haters, "You have been chode bloaded, I saiddddd!"
You think dets bad? Rememba tha time we had five people simultaneously working to get Finals tickets and we all got chode bloaded?
When the Spurs beat the Lakers in six in 2003, the Lakers were so chode bloaded that Kobe Bryant and Derek Fisher actually started crying.
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