Blonde Jesus

(noun, adjective) A blonde-haired person that resembles Jesus Christ, our Lord and saviour.

Eg. "Madi Smith is a Blonde Jesus for many reasons. One of which is her thick and long, luscious blonde locks and another is her Jesus-like appearance and personality!"

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Blond Jesus

Someone with great a luxurous hair and everyone calls him blond jesus.

Wow he like a blond jesus!

The Blonde Jesus

The name says it all.

-He turns water into purple or red drank.

-His beard is better than any you've ever seen
and that includes the beard of Chuck Norris.

-He has an amazing Ban Hammer of Thor.

-He is merciless.

The Blonde Jesus is the sex. Period.

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