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essentially means to be high, but can be used in any case where the person is bugging out.
"Dude I hit the bong 4 times yesterday i was so blonked"
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Blonk is the name of Blackpink immature fans who always messing around and starting a fanwars with other fandoms. Opposite of Blink
Blonk detected
Blonk are so fcking immature
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Immature Blink (BLACKPINK fandom)
That blonk trying to get their attention to other fandom lol
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Australian slang for an idiot or really stupid person. One who usually performs acts of stupidity.
Mate, that guy is a total blonk!
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As Used mostly in Australian jails, a blonk is somewhat of an analygist to an idiot.
1. You are a blonk.
2. He's a blonk.
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A complex manouevre that involves closing one eye whilst keeping the other one open.
The Doctor: Since encountering the Weeping Angels, I've been trying to come up with a counter-measure, and I've finally figured one out.
The Doctor: I call it 'blonking'.
The Doctor: Of course, it's probably only Time Lords who can do it.
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Synonymous with the word 'blink', meaning to open and close an eye. Only this kind of blink is detrimental. Performing this action could mean that one would miss when peak oil ends, when governments change, when homes become hotels, or when giants merge. In other words, you could miss a critical moment and lose a competitive advantage by performing this action.
Blonk and you'll miss it.
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