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Blood Rocket

When a chick wearing high heels crushes your balls, then makes you ejaculate red.

"Honey I could really use a blood rocket right now!"
"Really? But we had pasta last night."
"Please, I NEED this.'
"Fine, lay down on the carpet."

by Daddy_issues July 29, 2019


blood rocket

When a girl is on her period and suddenly sneezes and a giant blood rocket shoots out of her

"god bless you, Tina"
"Thanks. I'm on period so you know how that goes"
"Blood rockets suck! They just blow out of you!"

by Txisten July 21, 2017