To have the sensation that, while sleeping, feels like someone is performing oral on you. You would swear up and down someone was actually doing it, but when you wake up, there's absolutely no mess leaving you to wonder if you got blown and the fairy cleaned/swallowed the mess.
"Dude, I swear to G** that I got a blow job last night, but there wasn't any cum anywhere."
"Oh, you must have been visited by the Blow Fairy."
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telling you nonsense and pulling your leg, f-sag.
a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt, he'll just lie and you wouldn't know the difference.
A fairy that rewards good little girls and boys for being generous with the bj's.
Jill: What's this that just fell out of your boxers as I was pulling them down?
Jack: Why, it's 20 dollars!
Jill: Hooray! A present for me from the blow job fairy!
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telling you nonsense and pulling your leg f-sag.
a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.
telling you nonsense and pulling your leg f-sag.
a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.