blow on the pie

When you have been out drinking or breaking into houses and it's 3am, you head to the local BP for a pie what must you do????????.....what must you do???????????
Blow on the pie, or suffer a thermonuclear death!

Cop "It's 3am and your going to the BP for a pie what must you do?!
Drunken criminal "I don't know?"
Cop "you must alway's blow on the pie, safer communities working together"

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