Blow the dolphin

To unequivocally, totally, and utterly fail at life.

Carlos Mencia, Paris Hilton, candy corn, Night Trap, Sewer Shark, any dipping sauces other than buffalo and ranch, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Kevin Fedderline, Uwe Boll, Michael Bay, MTV, Fred Savage except for his role in Rules of Attraction. All of these things, and anything else you like, blow the dolphin.

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blow up dolphin

like a sex doll except a dolphin. Even has a blow hole.

wow im going to go home and screw my blow up dolphin

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blow up the dolphin

to shit in the sink of a public restroom

keep the car running, im gonna blow up the dolphin in this bitch

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