Blows dick for skittles

When a situation is so wretched, it would be preferable to suck on a dick, for no compensation greater than children's candy.
Alternatively, when one is literally giving a beejer and chasing it with a bag of Skittles.

"I'm hungover, I'm not having fun, work blows dick for skittles. I want to kill myself." - Oscar Wilde

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blows dick for skittles

when something really really sucks!!

Deena from Jersey Shore: I’m hungover, I’m not having a good time. Work blows dick for skittles right now, I wanna kill myself

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